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2006-12-16 19:10:36 UTC
Am I missing something or has no one in rmd commented on the news that
Dylan is trying to block the release of the movie, Factory Girl, because
it blames him for Edie Sedgwick's suicide?
Bob Dylan Throws A Gigantic Wobbly About Factory Girl
December 15th, 2006 at 15:30 by Stuart Heritage
Bob Dylan Factory Girl Block Release Movie Sienna Miller Edie Sedgwick
Bob Dylan seems to be relishing his role as Favourite Elderly Wank
Fantasy Of Middle-Aged Rock Critics, because it's giving him the chance
to speak out on anything he wants to, like how unutterably rubbish the
new Sienna Miller film Factor Girl looks.
To be fair to Bob Dylan, he isn't angry at Factory Girl because it looks
like the most horribly ill-conceived and transparent attempt at an
Oscar-worthy film that's been made in years, or because all sensible
people would rather staple their eyes closed and run through a minefield
than watch a Sienna Miller film. Instead, Bob Dylan is angry because
there's a character in the forthcoming movie played by Hayden
Christensen who a) is very obviously meant to be Bob Dylan and b) is
indirectly responsible for the main character's suicide. And Bob Dylan
is so angry with Factory Girl that he wants to stop the film being
released at all.
Bob Dylan hasn't been as popular as he is now for decades. His last
record went to number one around the world, he's got his very own Bob
Dylan radio show and his old poems sell for thousands of dollars at
auction. This new position of fame means that Bob Dylan can do whatever
the hell he wants, like slag off all modern music - and even try to get
major films blocked. Factory Girl - a biopic of Andy Warhol's favourite
drug-twatted party ninny Edie Sedgwick - is supposed to be coming out at
the end of the month, but not if Bob Dylan gets his way.
In real life, Bob Dylan and Edie Sedgwick are thought to have had some
kind of affair. But in Factory Girl, Edie Sedgwick tops herself on drugs
after breaking up with Danny Quinn, a character who couldn't be any more
like Bob Dylan if a character based on Martin Scorsese followed him
around licking his arse all the time. And as far as Bob Dylan is
concerned, that's defamation. Dylan's lawyer Orin Snyderr says:
"You appear to be labouring under the misunderstanding that merely
changing the name of a character or making him a purported fictional
composite will immunise you from a suit. That is not so. Even though Mr
Dylan's name is not used, the portrayal remains both defamatory and a
violation of Mr Dylan's right of publicity. Until we are given an
opportunity to view the film, we hereby demand that all distribution and
screenings immediately be ceased."
Shame Bob Dylan didn't use this right to block a release when he let
someone make a modern dance-interpreted musical based on his songs too,
really. There hasn't been an official response from the makers of
Factory Girl, but we'd imagine that Hayden Christensen - who plays the
Bob Dylan character - would probably respond by looking at the sky and
shouting "Nooooooo!" because he was in a film where he did that once.
For a supposedly Oscar-worthy movie, Factory Girl isn't having the best
of times. As well as potentially being stomped into dust by Bob Dylan's
mighty boot, Lou Reed - who is played by one of Weezer in Factory Girl -
has given this review to The New York Daily News:
"I read that script. It's one of the most disgusting, foul things
I've seen - by any illiterate retard - in a long time."
Not really Sienna Miller's day, is it? First she says a lot of dumb shit
in a magazine and now this. And we thought Sienna had it bad when
Captain Combover did it with the nanny.
Dylan is trying to block the release of the movie, Factory Girl, because
it blames him for Edie Sedgwick's suicide?
Bob Dylan Throws A Gigantic Wobbly About Factory Girl
December 15th, 2006 at 15:30 by Stuart Heritage
Bob Dylan Factory Girl Block Release Movie Sienna Miller Edie Sedgwick
Bob Dylan seems to be relishing his role as Favourite Elderly Wank
Fantasy Of Middle-Aged Rock Critics, because it's giving him the chance
to speak out on anything he wants to, like how unutterably rubbish the
new Sienna Miller film Factor Girl looks.
To be fair to Bob Dylan, he isn't angry at Factory Girl because it looks
like the most horribly ill-conceived and transparent attempt at an
Oscar-worthy film that's been made in years, or because all sensible
people would rather staple their eyes closed and run through a minefield
than watch a Sienna Miller film. Instead, Bob Dylan is angry because
there's a character in the forthcoming movie played by Hayden
Christensen who a) is very obviously meant to be Bob Dylan and b) is
indirectly responsible for the main character's suicide. And Bob Dylan
is so angry with Factory Girl that he wants to stop the film being
released at all.
Bob Dylan hasn't been as popular as he is now for decades. His last
record went to number one around the world, he's got his very own Bob
Dylan radio show and his old poems sell for thousands of dollars at
auction. This new position of fame means that Bob Dylan can do whatever
the hell he wants, like slag off all modern music - and even try to get
major films blocked. Factory Girl - a biopic of Andy Warhol's favourite
drug-twatted party ninny Edie Sedgwick - is supposed to be coming out at
the end of the month, but not if Bob Dylan gets his way.
In real life, Bob Dylan and Edie Sedgwick are thought to have had some
kind of affair. But in Factory Girl, Edie Sedgwick tops herself on drugs
after breaking up with Danny Quinn, a character who couldn't be any more
like Bob Dylan if a character based on Martin Scorsese followed him
around licking his arse all the time. And as far as Bob Dylan is
concerned, that's defamation. Dylan's lawyer Orin Snyderr says:
"You appear to be labouring under the misunderstanding that merely
changing the name of a character or making him a purported fictional
composite will immunise you from a suit. That is not so. Even though Mr
Dylan's name is not used, the portrayal remains both defamatory and a
violation of Mr Dylan's right of publicity. Until we are given an
opportunity to view the film, we hereby demand that all distribution and
screenings immediately be ceased."
Shame Bob Dylan didn't use this right to block a release when he let
someone make a modern dance-interpreted musical based on his songs too,
really. There hasn't been an official response from the makers of
Factory Girl, but we'd imagine that Hayden Christensen - who plays the
Bob Dylan character - would probably respond by looking at the sky and
shouting "Nooooooo!" because he was in a film where he did that once.
For a supposedly Oscar-worthy movie, Factory Girl isn't having the best
of times. As well as potentially being stomped into dust by Bob Dylan's
mighty boot, Lou Reed - who is played by one of Weezer in Factory Girl -
has given this review to The New York Daily News:
"I read that script. It's one of the most disgusting, foul things
I've seen - by any illiterate retard - in a long time."
Not really Sienna Miller's day, is it? First she says a lot of dumb shit
in a magazine and now this. And we thought Sienna had it bad when
Captain Combover did it with the nanny.